Not all jokes about Alaskans are very funny, and some can be a bit mean spirited, but there are still some solid knee slappers out there for those of you with good humor and an open mind. Maybe not all of these will apply to you but they are still pretty funny for a lot of Alaskans and you might actually know someone it applies to too! So go ahead and enjoy these jokes about Alaska and use them with your friends if you can. All of you will get a great kick of out them! Everyone needs a good knee slapper know and again.
- How many Alaskan Huskies does it take to change a light bulb?
David Glad | Flickr At least 16–They have to go to Nome for the light bulb and they can’t go alone.
- You might be an Alaskan if…
Toban B. | Flickr You can’t imagine life without duct tape!
- You might be an Alaskan if…
Dave Dugdale | Flickr You learned to swim indoors.
- You might be an Alaskan if…
Sonny Side Up! | Flickr You owe more money on your snow machine than your car.
- You might be an Alaskan if…
Henry T. Mclin | Flickr You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
- You might be an Alaskan if…
Nantaskart! | Flickr You have four seasons:
Almost Winter
Winter
Still Winter
Construction
You might be an Alaskan if…
Doug | Flickr You’ve hit a pothole and totaled your car.
- Alaska Tourism Bear Warning
Lorenzoclick | Flickr If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement:
In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears (brown, black, etc.), but be careful because they don’t scare Grizzly Bears.
Tourists are cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can easily spot a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it.
Have you heard any of these jokes before? Did they make you laugh out loud? Let us know in the comments below!
David Glad | Flickr
At least 16–They have to go to Nome for the light bulb and they can’t go alone.
Toban B. | Flickr
You can’t imagine life without duct tape!
Dave Dugdale | Flickr
You learned to swim indoors.
Sonny Side Up! | Flickr
You owe more money on your snow machine than your car.
Henry T. Mclin | Flickr
You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
Nantaskart! | Flickr
You have four seasons:
- Almost Winter
- Winter
- Still Winter
- Construction
Doug | Flickr
You’ve hit a pothole and totaled your car.
Lorenzoclick | Flickr
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement:
In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears (brown, black, etc.), but be careful because they don’t scare Grizzly Bears.
Tourists are cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can easily spot a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it.
If you know of any other Alaska-related jokes, leave them behind in the comments so we all can have a good laugh. There are so many great jokes about Alaska, and we don’t want to miss a single one of them!
Looking for more examples of Alaskans’ sense of humor? Check out These 15 Hysterical Photos Taken In Alaska Will Have You Laughing Out Loud.
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The OIYS Visitor Center
Jokes About Alaska July 22, 2020 Megan McDonald What are some of the funniest things about Alaska? The state of Alaska has some pretty wacky laws on its books. We have some crazy laws about prohibiting the feeding of alcoholic beverages to moose, or the fact that you can’t wake a sleeping bear to take a picture. Make sure you don’t speak loud enough to offend a sensitive person in Fairbanks, because if they leave, that’s an illegal act on your part. And of course, it’s totally illegal to push a moose out of a flying airplane, so don’t even think about it. One has to wonder why we have all these crazy and hilarious laws on our books! What is Alaska known for? As the Last Frontier, we’re most famous for our wilderness and our wildlife, which go hand in hand. We’re gigantic; at three times the size of Texas, and four times its size when the tide goes out, there is a vast amount of wilderness in our incredible state. Much of it is unexplored, and our wildness is appealing to a vast majority of people that live in overdeveloped places. It’s so easy to get out and see mountains soaring into the sky, whales swimming by you in the bay, and temperatures so cold that fog freezes in the air. We are a magical state and its easy to see that after just a couple of hours here!
The OIYS Visitor Center
Jokes About Alaska
July 22, 2020
Megan McDonald
What are some of the funniest things about Alaska? The state of Alaska has some pretty wacky laws on its books. We have some crazy laws about prohibiting the feeding of alcoholic beverages to moose, or the fact that you can’t wake a sleeping bear to take a picture. Make sure you don’t speak loud enough to offend a sensitive person in Fairbanks, because if they leave, that’s an illegal act on your part. And of course, it’s totally illegal to push a moose out of a flying airplane, so don’t even think about it. One has to wonder why we have all these crazy and hilarious laws on our books! What is Alaska known for? As the Last Frontier, we’re most famous for our wilderness and our wildlife, which go hand in hand. We’re gigantic; at three times the size of Texas, and four times its size when the tide goes out, there is a vast amount of wilderness in our incredible state. Much of it is unexplored, and our wildness is appealing to a vast majority of people that live in overdeveloped places. It’s so easy to get out and see mountains soaring into the sky, whales swimming by you in the bay, and temperatures so cold that fog freezes in the air. We are a magical state and its easy to see that after just a couple of hours here!
The OIYS Visitor Center
The OIYS Visitor Center
The state of Alaska has some pretty wacky laws on its books. We have some crazy laws about prohibiting the feeding of alcoholic beverages to moose, or the fact that you can’t wake a sleeping bear to take a picture. Make sure you don’t speak loud enough to offend a sensitive person in Fairbanks, because if they leave, that’s an illegal act on your part. And of course, it’s totally illegal to push a moose out of a flying airplane, so don’t even think about it. One has to wonder why we have all these crazy and hilarious laws on our books!
What is Alaska known for?
As the Last Frontier, we’re most famous for our wilderness and our wildlife, which go hand in hand. We’re gigantic; at three times the size of Texas, and four times its size when the tide goes out, there is a vast amount of wilderness in our incredible state. Much of it is unexplored, and our wildness is appealing to a vast majority of people that live in overdeveloped places. It’s so easy to get out and see mountains soaring into the sky, whales swimming by you in the bay, and temperatures so cold that fog freezes in the air. We are a magical state and its easy to see that after just a couple of hours here!
