Oh, precious, beautiful Idaho–you’ll forever have my heart. Often overlooked as a scenic and unique travel destination, repeatedly mistaken for Iowa, and even the victim of your own delicious, world-famous potato reputation, you’re quite the special state. But with your extreme isolation and never-ending challenges at the hands of Mother Nature and your identity crisis as an up-and-coming state that doesn’t want to up-and-come because that means people… it takes an equally special type of person to live within your panhandled borders.
Of course we, as Idahoans, wouldn’t live here if we didn’t have the grit and determination to handle everything that this incredible state offers and presents. But as you’ll see, it’s not all that easy…
- It’s too darn hot here.
Orin Zebest/Flickr Have you ever tried walking on asphalt so hot that it melts and slides underneath your feet? Welcome to the southern half of the state.
- It’s also seriously too cold.
Michael B./Flickr As the saying goes, Idaho has two seasons: winter and construction. You’ll also find a brutal wind-chill factor in some regions!
- The long commutes can be brutal.
Cameron Ye/Flickr Sure, it’s pretty. But it’s definitely a challenge to get from rural Idaho to anywhere in a decent amount of time.
- When people think of Idaho, they automatically think of Boise.
Jeffrey W. Spencer/Flickr Nowhere else exists.
- Literally.
Nicholas D. There are some rumors floating around that Idaho doesn’t doesn’t exist at all…
- Wild critters of every kind are a very big deal here. But they’re not all cute and fluffy.
Matt Lavin/Flickr Rattlesnakes, bats, deadly spiders… we’re basically the Australia of the US.
- There are perils and challenges to being a one-stoplight town.
Jacob Davies/Flickr Like attempting to give strangers directions, for one.
- The fish are so plentiful and massive here, you might just have to invest in a few more fishing necessities.
Louyen Chou/Flickr A few extra poles, a boat…
- A sense of humor is a must, or else you might find yourself low-key offended.
Jess Johnson/Flickr From the names of certain places, to the jokes that we tell, the ability to laugh it off is key to Idaho’s culture. Smiling is our favorite!
- Air travel is nearly impossible to come by, so be prepared to stick close to home.
Daniel Betts/Flickr You can drive to Boise, of course… but international travel or direct cross-country flights? Forget about it.
- Prepare to be forever associated with our famous potatoes, for better or worse.
Danny Canfield/Flickr And skiing. But mostly potatoes. But there are worse things to be associated with!
- Steep grades, switchbacks, and sheer, guardless mountain roads make winter driving to the best recreation spots not for the faint of heart.
Nancy/Flickr Buckle up, and pray that nobody comes from the other direction.
- If Instagram-worthy street fashion is your thing, you might be out of luck in Idaho.
Rafael Clemente/Flickr Practical attire and LAYERS are how we roll around here.
- Wanderlust is a very real condition here in Idaho.
Tom Crews/Flickr So real that sometimes you just can’t make it to work, for your health’s sake. cough cough
- Plus, Idaho’s rich natural beauty will definitely make you want to quit your job and travel.
Jasper Nance/Flickr Paper pushing is so overrated, anyhow.
Please, don’t take your chances. Leave the Idaho life to those who can handle it!
Orin Zebest/Flickr
Have you ever tried walking on asphalt so hot that it melts and slides underneath your feet? Welcome to the southern half of the state.
Michael B./Flickr
As the saying goes, Idaho has two seasons: winter and construction. You’ll also find a brutal wind-chill factor in some regions!
Cameron Ye/Flickr
Sure, it’s pretty. But it’s definitely a challenge to get from rural Idaho to anywhere in a decent amount of time.
Jeffrey W. Spencer/Flickr
Nowhere else exists.
Nicholas D.
There are some rumors floating around that Idaho doesn’t doesn’t exist at all…
Matt Lavin/Flickr
Rattlesnakes, bats, deadly spiders… we’re basically the Australia of the US.
Jacob Davies/Flickr
Like attempting to give strangers directions, for one.
Louyen Chou/Flickr
A few extra poles, a boat…
Jess Johnson/Flickr
From the names of certain places, to the jokes that we tell, the ability to laugh it off is key to Idaho’s culture. Smiling is our favorite!
Daniel Betts/Flickr
You can drive to Boise, of course… but international travel or direct cross-country flights? Forget about it.
Danny Canfield/Flickr
And skiing. But mostly potatoes. But there are worse things to be associated with!
Nancy/Flickr
Buckle up, and pray that nobody comes from the other direction.
Rafael Clemente/Flickr
Practical attire and LAYERS are how we roll around here.
Tom Crews/Flickr
So real that sometimes you just can’t make it to work, for your health’s sake. cough cough
Jasper Nance/Flickr
Paper pushing is so overrated, anyhow.
For more Idaho humor goodness, check out these bizarre experiences every Idahoan has had.
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